Wednesday, March 11, 2009

To those of you planning on attending Afex this week (DJ AM vs DJ ADAM 12), we apologize for the following changes :


There will be no music later than 1995.
There will be no parking on the dance floor.
There will be no Pitbull.
There will be no Ryan Seacrest.
There will be no Kanye West requesting Kanye West.
There will be no Bebe employees.
There will be no Lady Gaga.
There will be no pink cocaine.
There will be nobody let in that's not on the list.
There will be no Jai Ho.
There will be no chai tea.
There will be no kissing me thru the phone until I get home.
There will be no weekend warriors.
There will be no bottle service with sparklers.
There will be no waitresses in short skirts paying for acting class with their tips.
There will be no paparazzi.
There will be no $15 valet parking.
There will be no hipster uniforms.
There will be no DJs drinking alcohol.
There will be no DJs playing some bullshit.
There will be no DJs train-wrecking all night.
There will be no DJs that started spinning on Serato.
There will be no Christian Audigier.
There will be no asymmetrcal haircuts.
There will be no Steve Aoki.
There will be no shrimp cocktail.
There will be no songs with auto-tune.
There will be no internet celebrities.
There will be no Octo-moms.
There will be no bathroom attendants stressing you for a tip.
There will be no faces lacking smiles.
There will be no 40s of Old English left after midnight.
There will be no Flo Rida.
There will be no Black Eyed Peas using auto-tune.
There will be no shout outs on the mic.
There will be no MGMT.
There will be no assholes allowed in.
There will be no cast members of The Hills allowed in, as always.

We apologize for the inconvenience...



DJ Adam 12

3 comments:

Solveig said...

LOVE IT! it's mint it really is!

miss chang said...

nice one

Nattu said...

THIS sounds GREAT!!! Where do I sign up!